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I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the escalator.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created!
A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?